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The clubhouse closeout crew. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40521882927289,"sku":"G00794-MG-01","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0377\/8989\/2653\/products\/0621_FlamEyeMacG_ClubhouseCloseout_ProductPageAssets_SIDEIMAGE_1000x_d0976b0b-a443-448a-8229-4e70981f11d0.jpg?v=1665554433"},{"product_id":"goodr-flux-capacitor","title":"Naeon Flux Capacitor","description":"\u003cp\u003eYeah, we know you see those sick gull-wing doors on that DeLorean, but eyes up here, buddy. Look at the shades. With their naeon yellow frames and silver lenses, they can help you navigate the present, past, or future. 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